MERLOT AND DIVORCE AND DEADLY REMORSE

I went from being on top of the world to the lowest point of my life.

My husband's affair.
Going head to head with my arch nemesis, Veronica.
Not to mention, I have a feeling someone is trying to take me out.
And I don't mean on a date.
Which will be pretty hard to do since I'm already undead.

Trying to keep my suburban life from crumbling, while making sure I don't weaken under the sunlight is going to take a whole lot of energy and pints of O negative blood.

I'm Rachel Jones, and I'm the Vampire Housewife.